Once, JJ made it on a double-decker with two not very disciplined – and even less well dressed – Italians: The Vinci Code and Flavita. Like the Queen she is, JJ first tried to ignore them in order to catch the photographer’s attention. But soon enough, the two Italians two a picture of JJ’s back … Continue reading »
The Tennis Infirmary
Yes, darlings. It is now time for Susan Lewis Checkpoint since everyone is retiring during matches right now. Here we go… 1. La Marquise de Kerberita – abdominal strain A visit to Rome most touristic places never turned so dangerous, apparently. 2. Gaga – shoulder A magician never reveals his tricks but gives it all … Continue reading »
Super Sam’s Memoirs
Yes, it is literature time again. On this week for this wonderful WTA blog: Super Sam. Please remember that if you don’t like food that much, you should just skip this part. Freud would have a blast with this one… “Sometimes I do! The last one that I remember was quite strange. I pulled a … Continue reading »
When In Rome…
When in Rome, 1. BMS goes for kinky ice-creams “Interesting gelato flavors can be found here in ROME! If it doesn’t melt in 4hrs seek immediate medical attention!!!” B. Mattek-Sands 2. Sharo goes for a ham obsession “From jamon iberico to prosciutto San Daniele. It’s pretty much saying that I love these cities!” M. Sharapova … Continue reading »
S.C.O.O.P.
Scoop! Soso never goes for clichés Scoop! Foxy either doesn’t like clichés Scoop! Gaga goes for modern design Scoop! Speedy Gonzales is that close to adopt Pau Scoop! RodionoDva is getting funny “Help pls! Can you please tell me who do I have to bribe to get some luck at some point this year?! Truly … Continue reading »
Live From Tennis Planet
Mistress Chantel is not into you “Ummmmm I don’t know you. #taken RT “@RunnerManAlex: @serenawilliams Can I marry you? #AskSerena #SerenaFriday” S. Williams Nana’s sponsor won’t be happy “Very disappointing tournament,lost mat4 yester and on top of that found out that someone stole my watches from my tennis bag in the locker😭” E. Vesnina Jarkita … Continue reading »
Speedy Gonzales’ Memoirs
The Real Ball Girl doesn’t talk enough about Speedy Gonzales. Thus, the WTA has decided to give the blog keys to the Italian player this week. Let’s all enjoy this oh so wonderful moment of literature. “The tortillas are very good, I like it very much. Also the ham from here is very good.” Ah … Continue reading »
Keep Calm
So we had had Hillary’s Text Messages – don’t be worried, Hil’ will be back soon. But since The Real Ball Girl is that much of a hipster, she is now launching the “Keep Calm” divas’ version. Enjoy, darlings. JJ JJ’s Keep Calm Morticia Morticia’s Keep Calm Foxy Foxy’s Keep Calm Sharo Sharo’s Keep Calm … Continue reading »
From Twitter With Mess
“Naive” is the new word for “childish” “Guilty of being naive. Much respect 4 @serenawilliams , a champ & the GOAT. We spoke, we’re good. ONWARD! #lifelessons” S. Stephens Dancing Queen got herself backup girls “Three not so normal but really cool swedish girls causing trouble” S. Arvidsson Sharo shows us her ass-et and why … Continue reading »
The Life of Eva The Great Asderaki, Part II
Because one part didn’t seem enough, because The Greek Goddess deserved at least a trilogy… Here we go for another entry dedicated to refined people’s big favorite umpire: Eva The Great Asderaki. Sometimes – and a bit like Madonna – she goes uncovered But most of the times, she asks for silence And by silence, … Continue reading »
