The Ivy League Level

Alright. Everyone made it to Montreal but it is never too late to come back on whatever happened in Stanford, right? Yeah. Especially since the WTA hasn’t released official Rogers Cup pictures already. When in Stanford, Super Sam taught a class Then she also signed a book she hasn’t written herself When in Stanford, TOWINUITI … Continue reading

What You Might Have Missed

You had better things to do in July than watching Super Sam lose first round in Stanford? Join the club. Yet because a tennis freak has to know about the latest news, here comes a recap. Mistress Chantel and Turkish Airlines are BFFs This is obviously the WTF information of the past few weeks. Since … Continue reading

The Yodel Party

Yes, darlings. We are back to Heidi country and probably one of the best – and humiliating – players’ parties ever created in the whole WTA era. Let’s check it! Police fashion, you just made it to Hell. There were guys at this party…  It’s the Bad Gastein version of The Bachelor Mona is ready … Continue reading

Wimby 2014

What’s to keep in mind apart from The Real Ball Girl’s impossibility to update her blog on a daily basis because WordPress screwed it? Well, all this: Super Stitched Sam doesn’t like SW19 Except in doubles. Because, you know, it’s not the same surface by then. Mistress Chantel suffered from a seizure Or was drunk. … Continue reading

Live From Tennis Planet

Foxy goes after Royals “Great honor to meet the Duchess of Cornwall today! @Wimbledon #GoodthingIpracticedearly” S. Lisicki Miss October is back, bitches! “Thank u for all the support out there! Happy to be thru to the next round…!” V. Zvonareva Love is in the air ““@serenawilliams @CaroWozniacki thanks for much needed dinner and company. ” it … Continue reading

Let’s Party

Or better said, let’s get boozed. Wimby has started with its traditional Super Stitched Sam’s loss but let’s come back a very last time on this wonderful pre-SW19 party because – gosh – there is quite a lot of material, here. Hydration Hydration II Hydration III At this point, we all wonder who managed to … Continue reading

What To Expect From SW19

 Here we go, darlings. You can give up your not-white clothes for the next two weeks because the whole world – or at least the tennis world – will be all about Wimby. What to expect from SW19? Oh well, the routine.   1. The rain Wimby wouldn’t be wimby without the rain. It’s a … Continue reading

Pre-Wimbledon Disaster

The fashion specialist couldn’t tweet live for her retina was missing but she is now back for a recap about the disaster that happened last night in London. Please fasten your seatbelt, there might be turbulences. No, Sharo isn’t four-month pregnant but she did abuse of hair gel Marge Simpson is back Ivano!ic chose the … Continue reading

Rally For Bally

Because The Real Ball Girl couldn’t but come back on it. Really. And because the latest grass results are terrifying and better kept under silence. So juniors showed up Some more juniors Nana Vesnina took advantage of it to improve her cougar skills JJ scared the kids who clutched to the table Gaga and Karate … Continue reading

In Theory, There Is Tennis

In theory, that is.   Petko, the Hawkeye lady “And I’m more than glad that FIFA invested all this money in shaving foam instead of a video analysis. #legit #thinkingforothers” A. Petkovic The Petko Life “It’s actually sad how much more sense my life makes when world cup is on.” A. Petkovic One day Foxy … Continue reading