Too Much Pimm’s, Wimby?

And then this happened: Before assuming the community manager decided to give The Real Ball Girl the time of her life with the tweet, let’s all check the best replies to this 140-character nonsense. “Go home Wimbledon, you’re drunk” Jordan “Too much champers at the late-night party, guys? *hic*” Trevor Durham “This is all just … Continue reading

Wimbledon Is On Fire

Literally. Not so much on court unless we are talking about Super Sam winning two matches in a row which is the oddest thing ever, of course. What are the Tennis Gods doing to grand slams, these days? First a piece of the giant scoreboard falls down at RG and causes minor injuries to some … Continue reading

The Queue

Because every year The Real Ball Girl doesn’t know if it is the best or craziest GS invention ever… Homage to the tennis nerds who happened to be there yesterday. The good thing is that it wasn’t raining Whatever happens in the tent stays in the tent A bit of reading doesn’t kill Good luck, … Continue reading

Wimby: Day One

Yes. The Real Ball Girl is back. She survived RG – its stairs, its restaurant where Morticia eats alone like a poor soul, its more or less official parties – and she is now ready to destroy cover this green-y tournament that Wimbledon is. Oh Twitter… Please. The Real Ball Girl doesn’t need this. SHE … Continue reading

Live From Tennis Planet

Sharo is hoping for an Oscar Alright. Turkish Airlines too. More than winning a first round, Super Sam? “I travels days” S. Stosur It’s Sponsor time for Ivano!ic “Always a pleasure to visit one of my partners at #Rolex. Proud to be one of their ambassadors. @InteBNLdItalia” A. Ivanovic Mistress Chantel becomes a teacher “Hey! … Continue reading

Who’s Gonna Lose

The Real Ball Girl is stunning, incredibly smart, very humble and… A psychic. That’s why she is about to tell you who is going to be available for a pizza tonight in Rome even before the matches get to start. 1. Dani Girl Playing Speedy Gonzales first round is unfortunate. 2. Foxy Her clay season … Continue reading

A Madrid Mess

You know the security staff is awesome when this happens Petko has a new boyfriend, what a cougar she is Super Sam is okay with being on a pic where the sunglasses aren’t Oakley’s This picture oddly looks photoshop-ed It’s an Adidas thing Someone is either incredibly short or Gaga is up on a very … Continue reading

Live From Tennis Planet

Mistress Chantel has lost it “Payback! @SerenaStatement pants #hsn“ Sharo gets un poquito de Pata Negra “The only player parties I attend are those at a food market….Choose your Jamon..” M. Sharapova Karate Kid is working on her Russian “Lovely catching up with @dinarik27 at the @mutuamadridopen player party tonight :)” P. Kvitova Soso is … Continue reading